

![]() They say you should stick with what you know
well - so carrying right along from 'unfinished boats' we have
moved into the area of 'financial advice'. Just
stick with us and we'll soon have you flat broke and
happy.
When you've got nothing - it's a good solid base to
start from, and tomorrow will always look brighter, instead of worrying
that it could be worse. Well, Penny and I are just the
people to get you back to the ground floor, maybe even the basement - -
and from there, the only direction is up.
This sort of thing can be quite tricky, but we have
years of experience at never making a profit on anything and can help you
achieve the same success.
So when you're ready - we're right here to
help. Put your entire future and all your worldly possessions
in our hands and paws - and you need never look back - because it will all
be gone before you can say....
"What happened Penny?"
from your expert friends
Rodney & Penny
(deregistered as R & P Foxie Finance
Uncoagulated)
Don't be fooled by unqualified imposters and
charlatans
like our near neighbour Johan who has set up
around the corner in opposition
trying to get our overflow.
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