They say you should stick with what you know well - so carrying right along from 'unfinished boats' we have moved into the area of 'financial advice'. Just stick with us and we'll soon have you flat broke and happy.
When you've got nothing - it's a good solid base to start from, and tomorrow will always look brighter, instead of worrying that it could be worse. Well, Penny and I are just the people to get you back to the ground floor, maybe even the basement - - and from there, the only direction is up.
This sort of thing can be quite tricky, but we have years of experience at never making a profit on anything and can help you achieve the same success.
So when you're ready - we're right here to help. Put your entire future and all your worldly possessions in our hands and paws - and you need never look back - because it will all be gone before you can say....
"What happened Penny?"
from your expert friends
Rodney & Penny
(deregistered as R & P Foxie Finance Uncoagulated)
Don't be fooled by unqualified imposters and charlatans
like our near neighbour Johan who has set up
around the corner in opposition
trying to get our overflow.